Techie Granddad Vibes Pillows

"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"

The cell phone soother for life.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Father

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Drone Baby Delivery

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Little boy feeds fish away from fisherman.

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'I need some tech support here!'

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"Show some respect, stop saying 'Who isn't a pretty boy.'"

"Gran'dad, when you was in the war was it before or after the whole world went mad?"

'He likes to rest before he gets tired.'

'Grandad, tell me about when you were a yuppie.'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

"That must be Java Man!"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."