Techie Evolutionists Gifts

"I should start a podcast."

The Evolution Of Man.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"Crap. I overslept."

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

tbt

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Evolution on the brink

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"...an this is my extended family."

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

Evolved to Ski.

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'On second thought, let's gather.'

Completing the Beast

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"