Techie Evolutionists Prints

"I should start a podcast."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

The Evolution Of Man.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"Crap. I overslept."

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"My kid could have done that with AI."

Off to a bad start.

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'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"...an this is my extended family."

Evolution on the brink

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

Evolved to Ski.

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

There's a couple of those semi-bipedal guys. "Knee-anderthals"!

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Completing the Beast

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"