Evolution Geek Gifts

'Why am I up here? How do expect your species to avoid extinction, if you don't evolve and adapt to walking on land?'

"...an this is my extended family."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

After centuries of vicious attacks on their hives by party animals, Mexican pinata bees evolved into killer bees and are no migrating north into the United States.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"Once, WE were the giants, Larry."

'On second thought, let's gather.'

Exit Only.

'Oh, good! -- Here comes Java Man!'

"What can I say? Intelligent design isn't perfect - I forgot to include pockets."

"Last one in is a rotten egg!"

Haven't you heard? You're supposed to stretch after you walk.

The classic car has fins and the modern race car has a wing. Just like nature - Fish came before birds.

There's a couple of those semi-bipedal guys. "Knee-anderthals"!

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."