Evolution Geek Mugs

'Why am I up here? How do expect your species to avoid extinction, if you don't evolve and adapt to walking on land?'

"...an this is my extended family."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"Once, WE were the giants, Larry."

'On second thought, let's gather.'

Exit Only.

'Oh, good! -- Here comes Java Man!'

"What can I say? Intelligent design isn't perfect - I forgot to include pockets."

"Last one in is a rotten egg!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.