Tech-savvy Vet Gifts

'My eyes aren't as good as they use to be.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Facebook For Dogs.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Zoom Rodeos

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Labradrone

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Online Dog Dating

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"New tricks CD Rom"