Tech-savvy Equestrian Gifts

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

Stables. We're the computer geeks equestrian club. Uninstall some horses for us, please.

Modernizing A Horse

Zoom Rodeos

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"He's a quick learner."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Bike powered computer.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

"New tricks CD Rom"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Sports and new technologies

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'