Tech-savvy Equestrian Pillows

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

Modernizing A Horse

Zoom Rodeos

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"He's a quick learner."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Bike powered computer.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"New tricks CD Rom"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Sports and new technologies

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Remote control sheepdog