Tech-savvy Vet T-Shirts

'My eyes aren't as good as they use to be.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Facebook For Dogs.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Labradrone

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Zoom Rodeos

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Online Dog Dating

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'