Tech-savvy Uncle Pillows

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Mobile Phones

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Virtual Beach

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

Bubbies and technology

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."