Tech-savvy Uncle T-Shirts

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Mobile Phones

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Virtual Beach

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.