Tech-savvy Ancestor T-Shirts

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"You may now kiss the bride..."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

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Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

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"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Buy my data $20"

'Wheel.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Newborns on cell phones

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

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"Christmas pudcast"

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Mobile Phones

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"This thing isn't working."