Tech-savvy Ancestor T-Shirts

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

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"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Wheel.'

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Buy my data $20"

Newborns on cell phones

"Christmas pudcast"

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."