Politically Savvy Uncle Pillows

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

'Save us!'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Dog traps the postman.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

Afghanistan intervention.

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Pianist.

Woke and wonderful

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Mobile Phones

With Jury Duty for All

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

"No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!" "No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!"

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"I rise in opposition to this bill..."

"Impeach?! We can't impeach!" said Nancy. And so the wicked king stayed on and on and on. The end.

Campaign 2010.

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

G.O.P. Parade

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'Republican Valentines' They really love the word 'NO!'