Tech-savvy Steak Lover Gifts

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Something photogenic for each of us."