Tech-savvy Soaker Gifts

Man in Bath with Laptop and Bird.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

Modern camping

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

Questions Online

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Scuba texting

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

Living in a snow globe.

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

"Latest in Microwave Technology."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

Online

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"We need one of the smart vacuum cleaners that warn you when the bag is full."

"Oops. My bad."

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

... and fermentation is computer-controlled by a piquant little microchip from the southern slopes of Silicon Valley.

"Here's an idea son, stop trying to order our drinks by text and get yourself up to the bar!"

'And how EXACTLY am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?'