Tech-savvy Bath Lover Gifts

Man in bathtub with Laptop and Picture of people watching.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'