Tech-savvy Soaker T-Shirts

Man in Bath with Laptop and Bird.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Modern camping

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Questions Online

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

Living in a snow globe.

Scuba texting

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'

"Latest in Microwave Technology."

Online

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

... and fermentation is computer-controlled by a piquant little microchip from the southern slopes of Silicon Valley.

"Oops. My bad."

"We need one of the smart vacuum cleaners that warn you when the bag is full."

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

'And how EXACTLY am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?'

"Here's an idea son, stop trying to order our drinks by text and get yourself up to the bar!"

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'This is a real wilderness - my cell phone won't work.'