Tech-savvy Safari-goer Gifts

'Humph! Geeks.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

i-teddy

Coffee shop

Pan Extension Chord

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

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"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"