Tech-savvy Forgetter Gifts

"Security, would you review the surveillance tape and tell me where the hell I placed my keys?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Child hooking into a television

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Social Networking.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'