Tech-savvy Forgetter Gifts

"Security, would you review the surveillance tape and tell me where the hell I placed my keys?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Child hooking into a television

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Social Networking.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."