Tech-savvy Birder Gifts

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Hummingbirds rarely take good selfies.

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Tim's marketing solutions

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

Childhood Screen Addict

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Newborns on cell phones

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Shakespeare downloading thoughts.

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."