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'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Hummingbirds rarely take good selfies.

"Hey, you! We'll give you 20 bucks for that selfie."

The Common-Spotted Tweeter.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

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Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

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"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

Childhood Screen Addict

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Newborns on cell phones

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Bird at birdbath shaving.

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'