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'Ew! A plaster!'

The Abominable Snowbird - 'Me want bread crumbs!'

"Oh, look children. Never mind the lesser spotted green finch. There's something much rarer, a Bobby on the beat!"

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Stories about crumbs

Wordplay: Me.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird at birdbath shaving.

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"Wild Blueberries"

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

Drone Aerodrome

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

'Tommy move, I can't see the screen.'

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'