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'Ew! A plaster!'

The Abominable Snowbird - 'Me want bread crumbs!'

"Oh, look children. Never mind the lesser spotted green finch. There's something much rarer, a Bobby on the beat!"

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Stories about crumbs

Wordplay: Me.

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Jason Momoa

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

'Launch Photon Torpedo. . .oh wait; there's a little hourglass thingy.'

"Wild Blueberries"

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Spock visits the Orthopedics

The Lone Ranger at Home

Drone Aerodrome

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

'Tommy move, I can't see the screen.'