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Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Award Winning Gardener

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Beware of the Lawn

'That chap really knows his onions!'

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Stories about crumbs

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

I'm looking for a job?

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Don't wag!'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Dog in a Flower Pot.

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 12

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Drone Aerodrome

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."