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Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Award Winning Gardener

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Beware of the Lawn

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Stories about crumbs

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

I'm looking for a job?

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Don't wag!'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

Dog in a Flower Pot.

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."

Drone Aerodrome

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring