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A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

Skipping Horse

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Stories about crumbs

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Drone Aerodrome

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Hey, you! We'll give you 20 bucks for that selfie."

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

The Common-Spotted Tweeter.

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

No caption. (Two bird feeders are shown next to each other. One is set up like a bar).

'I love these bed and breakfast places.'

Bird table canteen.

Hummingbirds rarely take good selfies.

Motorbike