Playful Birder Prints

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

Skipping Horse

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Stories about crumbs

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird at birdbath shaving.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Drone Aerodrome

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

'I love these bed and breakfast places.'

Bird table canteen.

Hummingbirds rarely take good selfies.

Motorbike

"Yeah, it's a nice birdbath...but sometimes I prefer a shower."