Pun-loving Birder Prints

'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Cat punishement.

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

'At least it's a dry heat'

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

Travel Agents

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'

'Owr inglish teecher is rubish!!'

'My son's doing work experience and he helps me with the small print.'

The ol' swine flu gag.

'I learned a new word today!'

'I love these bed and breakfast places.'

Bird table canteen.

No caption. (Two bird feeders are shown next to each other. One is set up like a bar).