Pun-loving Birder Pillows

'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Cat punishement.

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'At least it's a dry heat'

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

Travel Agents

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'

'My son's doing work experience and he helps me with the small print.'

The ol' swine flu gag.

'Owr inglish teecher is rubish!!'

'I learned a new word today!'

Bird table canteen.

'I love these bed and breakfast places.'