Quirky Birder Pillows

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Robber on treadmill

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Stories about crumbs

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird at birdbath shaving.

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

When seasons collide

Drone Aerodrome

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"Hey, you! We'll give you 20 bucks for that selfie."

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

Fringe festival

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

The Common-Spotted Tweeter.

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'