Modern Birder Pillows

Drone Aerodrome

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

Stories about crumbs

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Sundial watch...

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

"Hey, you! We'll give you 20 bucks for that selfie."

Drones Unlimited

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

The Common-Spotted Tweeter.

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

"Come to bed Frank. You have a problem."

'Thanks to the computer, I don't have to fly to so many meetings.'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'