Musical Birder Pillows

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Birds with Headphones

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Stories about crumbs

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Wordplay: Me.

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

Drone Aerodrome

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'Tommy move, I can't see the screen.'

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

'This courtroom drama has made me want to sue, sue, sue.'

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'