Avid Birder Pillows

'Thanks to the computer, I don't have to fly to so many meetings.'

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Come to bed Frank. You have a problem."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Stories about crumbs

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

TV vs Reading

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

The Subtitle

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Bird at birdbath shaving.

Quite literary.

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

Your Luggage