Teasing Joker Pillows

"Today we learn about delayed gratification!..."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

E=Emcee Squared

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Adult Absence Notes.

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Jim's Smart Kettle

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

I'm sorry, miss. "No substitutions" also applies to your choice of a dining companion. Menu.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'A room with double beds, please.'

Psychobabble.

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.