Teasing Joker Prints

"Today we learn about delayed gratification!..."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

E=Emcee Squared

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Adult Absence Notes.

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Jim's Smart Kettle

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

Psychobabble.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"