Tear-jerkers Pillows

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"Did I miss something?"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

The walking dead

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

Her tears flowed like wine.

"I think I just chased the wrong squirrel."

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

Al, those look like crocodile tears to me. I'll have you know that crocodiles have feelings too, Dr. Kapuchnik.

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

Sad film.

'G is for the God-awful food we were served...U is for the uncomfortable chairs...'

'How about hitting my wife's new boyfriend?'

Sad Humour

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

'Careful, now -- those things can give you warts!'

'There she goes again with another one of those chick flicks!'

'They're playing doctors and nurses.'

"My, Grandmother! What big data you have!"

"He's not much for tearjerkers, but he's required to read the annual report."