Tear Jerker Lovers Pillows

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

On the brink.

"Isn't this fun?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Milkin' Impossible

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Janet Leigh

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Juggler at Venice Beach.

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Knife-thrower.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Going on a fox hunt.

'That's the office joker.'

Hunky Dory

"Did I miss something?"

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'