Tearjerker Enthusiast Pillows

'There she goes again with another one of those chick flicks!'

"He's not much for tearjerkers, but he's required to read the annual report."

Sad film.

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Love wine

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

Machine

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"Did I miss something?"

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Maid with her sewing basket

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

Just the usual, thanks.

Inventor names new fabric after his sisters, Polly and Esther.

'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'