Curtain Twitcher Enthusiast Pillows

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Curtsey

Curtains haberdashery

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Waiting Room For Godot.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

Blackbirds.

Machine

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'A Nosey Cow'.

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

Cat DNA is decoded.