Curtain Twitcher Enthusiast Prints

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Pet Cemetery.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Curtsey

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Curtains haberdashery

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Waiting Room For Godot.

John Woodvine

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

Blackbirds.

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

Machine

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'A Nosey Cow'.

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'