Curtain Twitcher Prints

Neighbourhood Watch.

'Neighbours is on, love.'

'A Nosey Cow'.

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

"The Joneses are levelling up faster than us."

'Those Jensens have NO shame, so I wouldn't be surprised if they were spying on us.'

Indiscreet woman

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Drama Llama

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Blackbirds.

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Book and magician

Little ballerina.

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

Spindles

Please stand by...for view.

'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'

Greener grass.

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'

Bank hiding behind a curtain.

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

Sew...

Planet of the drapes