Tear Jerker Lovers Gifts

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

On the brink.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Milkin' Impossible

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Isn't this fun?"

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Janet Leigh

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Juggler at Venice Beach.

Knife-thrower.

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Going on a fox hunt.

'That's the office joker.'

Hunky Dory