Tear-jerker Fan Gifts

The Running of the Brie

Turmoil change.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"Did I miss something?"

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

"How the mighty have fallen!"

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

Joker

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

A Redneck Christmas

Half Wit

"Lose the bells, I keep thinking there's someone at the door."

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

Just Abducted.

Fool Hat