Tear-jerker Fan Gifts

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

The Running of the Brie

Turmoil change.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"Did I miss something?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

"How the mighty have fallen!"

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

I hate it when you cry, Al. Because it makes you sad? Because it stains the naugahyde.

Cat Cheerleaders

Joker

A Redneck Christmas

Half Wit

"Lose the bells, I keep thinking there's someone at the door."

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

Just Abducted.

Squirrel Cheerleaders.