Tear-jerker Aficionados Gifts

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Love wine

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"Did I miss something?"

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

'Here's to here.'

Throw you away

Extended Stay.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

Narcotics addiction.

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

Kids today!

A man with a nose ring walking his dog

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."

Sad film.

Tattoo Parlour: No Personality? Come in and buy one.

Piercing Wedding - With these rings, I thee wed.