Tear-jerker Aficionados Gifts

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

'Teenagers!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Love wine

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"Did I miss something?"

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Here's to here.'

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

Throw you away

Extended Stay.

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

Narcotics addiction.

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

Kids today!

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

A man with a nose ring walking his dog

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."

Sad film.

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