Tear-jerkers Mugs

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"Did I miss something?"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

The walking dead

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

Her tears flowed like wine.

"I think I just chased the wrong squirrel."

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

Sad film.

'G is for the God-awful food we were served...U is for the uncomfortable chairs...'

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

Sad Humour

'How about hitting my wife's new boyfriend?'

'Careful, now -- those things can give you warts!'

'They're playing doctors and nurses.'

"My, Grandmother! What big data you have!"

Who's the wise guy!

"He's not much for tearjerkers, but he's required to read the annual report."