"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."
Tear-jerker Trooper Mugs
Delight your tear-jerker trooper with a mug that blends humor and heartfelt sentiment. Perfect for those emotional mornings or tearful celebrations, these mugs bring comfort and smiles to their daily routine.
'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'
Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
"You have to let me make my own mistakes."
"Trust me – she's a witch."
"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.
'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'
"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."
'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'
"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"
"Did I miss something?"
"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"
Astronomical observations.
"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"
'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'
'-and who's next?'
"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
Super Bowl Monday
"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."
Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft
'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'
'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'
"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."
Clown car full of policemen
Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'
'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
'The show must go on!'
"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."
Deja Viewer
"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."
"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"
No! I would not like to download a typing tutorial!
Tear-jerker Trooper Mugs Collection
Tear-jerker Trooper Pillows
Make their space more heartfelt with pillows that speak to the emotional and creative nature of your loved one. Cozy, witty, and emotionally rich.
Tear-jerker Trooper Prints
Discover art prints that capture the sentimentality and humor of your tear-jerker trooper, making their walls a reflection of their emotional depth.
Tear-jerker Trooper T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that celebrates your tear-jerker trooper’s emotional side, with designs that are as witty and warm as they are.