Faithful Trooper Mugs

'The show must go on!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Men's Prayer Group.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Good Book?'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"For this I went to seminary."

'-and who's next?'

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Jesus Fish

The Vicar in Customs

Torah reading on the subway.

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'All communication devises must be turned off during take off, Reverend.'