Faithful Trooper Gifts

'The show must go on!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Men's Prayer Group.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'Good Book?'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Jesus Fish

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

'-and who's next?'

"For this I went to seminary."

The Vicar in Customs

Torah reading on the subway.

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'All communication devises must be turned off during take off, Reverend.'