Tear Dryer Pillows

Her tears flowed like wine.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Live Laugh Knit

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Ikeasaurus

Haircuts

"Did I miss something?"

Psychiatrist knitting

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

'Maybe your dad can beat up my dad, but my dad can dry dishes better than your dad.'

Web Stockings

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

I knitted him for you..

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'