Tear Dryer Gifts

Her tears flowed like wine.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Stitch one, pearl one...

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"Did I miss something?"

Ikeasaurus

Haircuts

Live Laugh Knit

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Psychiatrist knitting

Web Stockings

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

'Maybe your dad can beat up my dad, but my dad can dry dishes better than your dad.'

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

Knitting sheep.

I knitted him for you..

Old elephants.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

"When I see these guys in their fifteen-hundred-dollar suits and four-hundred-dollar shoes, I think I'm in the wrong business."