Teaching Aficionado Gifts

'It's true that each week you give 100% to your teaching, but you're giving it 20% per day.'

Death of a salesman.

"If you wish to see your artwork displayed, don't forget your bio."

"I know, I'll pay for my new car by also teaching Adult Extension Courses, like Bob and Ernie here."

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

A Preschool of Fish

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Abacus.

The History Teacher

University Book Store.

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"