Tea Time Cosmonaut Gifts

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

Announcement at teatime

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

1920's High Tea.

Teapot

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Quilp interupts at tea

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Tea anyone?"

Cat Lady

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Bull In a china shop

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

Bear vs. Lumberjack